Lisa Beamer on Good Morning America – you may remember, she is the widow of Todd Beamer who said ‘Let’s  Roll!’ and helped take down the plane over Pennsylvania that was heading for Washington DC back on 9/11.

She said it’s the little things that she misses most about Todd, such as hearing the garage door open as he came home, and her children running to meet him.

Lisa recalled this story:

“I had a very special teacher in high school many years ago whose husband died suddenly of a heart attack. About a week after his death, she shared some of her insight with a classroom of students. As the late afternoon sunlight came streaming in through the classroom windows and the class was nearly over, she moved a few things aside on the edge of her desk and sat down there. With a gentle look of reflection on her face, she paused and said ‘Class is over. I would like to share with all of you a thought that is unrelated to class, but which I feel is very important. Each of us is put here on earth to learn, love, appreciate and give of ourselves. None of us knows when this fantastic experience will end.  It can be taken away at any moment. Perhaps this is heaven’s way of telling us that we should make the most out of every single day.’

Her eyes beginning to water, she went on, ‘So I would like you all to make me a promise. From now on, on your way to school, or on your way home, find something beautiful to notice. It doesn’t have to be something you see, it could be a scent, perhaps of freshly baked bread wafting  out of someone’s house, or it could be the sound of the breeze slightly rustling  the leaves in the trees, or the way the morning light catches one autumn leaf as  it falls gently to the ground. Please look for these things, and cherish them. For, although it may sound trite to some, these things are the stuff of life — the little things we are put here on earth to enjoy… the things we often take for granted.’

The class was completely quiet. We all picked up our books and filed out of the room silently. That afternoon, I noticed more things on my way home from school than I had that whole semester.

Every once in a while, I think of that teacher and remember what an impression she made on all of us, and I try to appreciate all of those things that sometimes we all overlook.”

Take notice of something special you see on your lunch hour today. Go barefoot or walk on the beach at sunset. Stop off on the way home tonight to get a double dip ice cream cone. For as we get older, it is not the things we did that we often regret, but the things we didn’t do.

Math logic

A farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his three sons.

When his sons opened up the Will it read:

  • My eldest son should get 1/2 (half) of total horses;
  • My middle son should be given 1/3rd (one-third) of the total horses;
  • My youngest son should be given 1/9th (one-ninth) of the total horses.

As it’s impossible to divide 17 into half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, the three sons started to fight with each other.

So, they decided to go to a farmer friend who they considered quite smart, to see if he could work it out for them. The farmer friend read the Will patiently, after giving due thought, he brought one of his own horses over and added it to the 17. That increased the total to 18 horses.

Now, he divided the horses according to their fathers Will.

  • Half of 18 = 9. So he gave the eldest son 9 horses.
  • 1/3rd of 18 = 6. So he gave the middle son 6 horses.
  • 1/9th of 18 = 2. So he gave the youngest son 2 horses.

Now add up how many horses they have:

  • Eldest son……..9
  • Middle son…….6
  • Youngest son…2
  • TOTAL IS……..17

Now this leaves one horse over, so the farmer friend takes his horse back to his farm.

Problem Solved!

Moral: The attitude of negotiation and problem solving is to find the 18th horse i.e. the common ground. Once a person is able to find the 18th horse the issue is resolved. It is difficult at times. However, to reach a solution, the first step is to believe that there is a solution. If we think that there is no solution, we won’t be able to reach any!


Old is Great
An old Woman was asked, “At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get : Parkinsons or Alzheimers?”

The wise one answered, “Definitely Parkinsons – Better to spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the bottle.”


These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.


1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.


Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


Also 1 gay bull for sale.

Must sell washer and dryer £100.


Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is… ****


Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Statement of the Century

Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker–Billy Connolly.”If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time?”

Children Are Quick

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I.
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand…..
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mum is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s..
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher 

 The golf ball and the sand wedge
 A woman takes a lover home during the day while her
husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home
unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet.
Then the woman’s husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the
little boy is in there already.
 The little boy says, ‘Dark in here.’
 The man says, ‘Yes, it is.’
Boy – ‘I have a golf ball.’
 Man – ‘That’s nice.’
 Boy – ‘Want to buy it?’
 Man – ‘No, thanks.’
 Boy – ‘My dad’s outside.’
 Man – ‘OK, how much?’
Boy – ‘$250’
A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy
and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy – ‘Dark in here.’
Man – ‘Yes, it is.’
 Boy – ‘I have sand wedge.’
 The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, ‘How much?’
 Boy – ‘$750’
 Man – ‘Sold..’
A few days later, the boy’s father says to the boy,
‘Grab your sand wedge and golf ball, let’s go outside
and have some short game practice. The boy says,
‘I can’t, I sold my ball and sand wedge dad.’
 The father says, ‘What?! How much did you sell them for?’
Boy – ‘$1,000.’
The father says, ‘That’s terrible to overcharge your friends
like that. That is far more than those two things cost.
I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.’
They go to the church and the father makes the little
boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, ‘Dark in here.’The priest says, ‘Don’t start that shit with me again. You’re in my
closet now!’

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